Fuck me, it's still March.
— king of bad haiku (@artlesshaiku) March 29, 2020
Longest month in history.
I have aged 10 years. #haiku #shit #fuck #Covid_19
Everyone in January: “omg longest month everrrrrrr” “January was a long year but we survived” “January SUCKS. Such a long month”
— Jos (@Josiwashere) March 29, 2020
Feb: yeah imma get this over with.
March: ssssuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp lllllllliiiiiiiiiittttttlllllllllllllllleeeeeeee biiiiiiitchh pic.twitter.com/7TyVj3pQDG
We all thought January was the longest month ever and then March laughed and said “hold my bourbon”
— ᔕᗩᔕᔕY ᖇEᗪᕼEᗩᗪ (@SassyyyGinger) March 29, 2020
At the beginning of 2020 we joked about how long January was. Now March has been going on for 5 months
— Karen Madden (@karendmadden) March 24, 2020
Us in January: ugh this month is so long!
— MyTherapistSays (@MyThrpstSays) March 24, 2020
Us in March: pic.twitter.com/8yOFDeg8Ek
i swear march always feels like the longest month of the year and this PANDEMIC has made it feel THAT MUCH LONGER
— tom hanks’ son (@elizdibenedetto) March 28, 2020