Don't ask me how this happened I hate myself too pic.twitter.com/m1G8TBx0z6
— dante weed 🌷 (@goth_cakes) October 6, 2016
IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/a4wkVh7zDV
— alberico (@dyIsexic) November 30, 2016
this is my 1st time babysitting & idk where i went wrong but my niece is currently asleep on her head
— Mikaela Long (@MikaelaLong) October 9, 2016
do i call the parents or the exorcist pic.twitter.com/bGaTCFSiCz
Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drunken mind 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fK2XT8Hdtq
— Annie 7⃣ (@annievicvic) September 27, 2016
What the fuck am I at uni with?😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yBeo0teuqu
— Kieran Riley (@KieranRiley123) September 27, 2016
Imagine coming to wetherspoons dressed as one of the plates... pic.twitter.com/XzCw4EYSLz
— Callum (@CallumWright96) September 15, 2016
Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking. pic.twitter.com/HD8YOAqfJ2
— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) July 29, 2016
Me: mam photocopy my passport
— human spicebag (@Niamh_Donnellan) September 21, 2016
Mam: pic.twitter.com/q28Pmnz9Wc
Tried to buy a doormat and here's what arrived: a piece of foam with a photo of the thing I wanted printed on it. pic.twitter.com/sqK7vgH7Ii
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) July 20, 2016
Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV pic.twitter.com/emAU2R0ucE
— Northants Police (@NorthantsPolice) October 18, 2016